Starfish's Bowl

girlsnout:

plaguedocboi:

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

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daily–cats:

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osha-unofficial:

sea-of-dandelions:

jabberwockypie:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thewelllitweenie:

luckybyrdrobyn:

thewelllitweenie:

luckybyrdrobyn:

grandpasmachine:

I fucking hate this guy

It’s the little things

No

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

Bad! >:(

@photosthatarensfw

…Okay, you see everything that was done in this video? Do none of that. In fact, do the exact opposite of that. Just. No. None of this. Please.

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petermorwood:

luisonte:

Absoluta y completamente necesario

Next, a micro-drone skyhook to take the sausages off the grill again…

mrwolfhare:

Kind of a drawtober thing.

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25. Prisonbreak

No story needed for this. We all knew he was getting out one way or another. Just a good thing that he didn’t shave his tail to make a fake one for the dummy.

marlynnofmany:

tooies:

when a pelican bites you there’s no malice in their eyes. they aren’t upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don’t then it’s no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that’s ok it’s a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

…You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

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elodieunderglass:

daydreamingandprocrastination:

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

Wow!!!

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anrimortis:

finally im breaking into the fandom not three years later

still thinking about the fact that Pomni can’t remember her name and random gave her Pomni which in russian means “remember”

moringmark:

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